The Ozmerican Life

...to feed one of your children M&Ms for breakfast?

...then proceed to let the other two lick my batter bowl and fudge pan for their breakfast?

...all this while making the other one eat a banana and cheerios?

...to wildly cheer after beating a 4 year old in a card game?

...hear a cry, pause for a moment to hear if it's a "I'm hurt cry" or just an "I'm irritated" cry...figuring out it's an "I'm irritated" cry, and then ask another child to help her because I'm not done vacuuming yet?

...to vacuum up your kids broken crayons because I don't want to bend over to pick them up?

...to spell "vaccuumm" like that and then spell check it?

...to feed my kids sandwiches, peas, and carrots while I get the leftover pizza?

....to be irritated with the fact that I have to explain why the word dumped really sounds like dumpt but the word hugged really sounds like hugged.

And it's only noon...